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revenge-of-the-sock-puppets:

questionall:

pileofmonkeys:

I have waited tables. I’ve worked in bars. You know who tips well? The working poor, the lower middle class, and people who work or have worked in service industries. You know who tips shitty or not at all? Rich people, upper middle class people, and privileged fuckers who use their “moral opposition” to tipping to be cheap assholes. 

This is very true.

I figure if I can afford to eat out, I can afford to tip 20%.

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— 2 hours ago with 36168 notes

siriusdraws:

YOU KNOW HOW YOU PLAY A GAME THEN LOOK AT YOUR FAVOURITE CHARACTER AND GO LIKE 'NAH MAN, I'VE ROMANCED YOU LIKE 6 TIMES I'M GONNA TRY SOMEONE ELSE' BUT THEN THEY DO THE THING AND THE NEXT THING YOU KNOW YOU’VE TRIPPED AND FALLEN ON THEIR DICK

(via hoovian)

— 2 hours ago with 4881 notes

thebetterrachel:

I can never not remember this whenever someone says “abort the mission”

(Source: wehaveourdragons, via heyfunniest)

— 2 hours ago with 120759 notes
thebootydiaries:

thebootydiaries:

thebootydiaries:

feeling egg


oh my god


guys for real im laughing so hard rn

thebootydiaries:

thebootydiaries:

thebootydiaries:

feeling egg

oh my god

guys for real im laughing so hard rn

(via thefuuuucomics)

— 2 hours ago with 85827 notes