After I've spent the day with you,
henahitoxd: itsjenbaby: faindylicious: And we have to go home. I’m all like: Sometimes I even say: But inside I’m like: “Don’t go.” ALWAYS x] EVERY TIME
this was someones facebook status.
seeingwithkaleidoscopeeyes: yoitssquirtle: sexsmellingpandas: andshewontlookatyou: What a fail. HUMANS CAN BE SO STUPID SOMETIMES
dear girls who stick out their tongs in pictures
emuhhlayxd: bendiggity: rominanaa: riciel: babybuttfuck: its tacky and ugly as fuck. please stop it. no one wants to see your dirty tong. it looks rude and gross. please stop it thank you. TONGGGGGG i don’t believe girls’ tongues are tongs I’m sorry I just love my tongs too much..
On Monday, when I go back to school, I'll be like
-whitebitches: thecrazyfilipino: and Tuesday and Wednesday and Thursday and possibly even Friday
Why the fuck are middle schoolers wearing makeup?
jobagel: You don’t have to impress anybody. You shouldn’t even be thinking about attracting a mate, really. It’s pointless and you’re trying to grow up too soon. If there is a VALID reason for somebody who has barely reached puberty to be wearing makeup please let me know.
sƃuıɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooן noʎ ʎɐʍ ǝɥʇ ǝƃuɐɥɔ oʇ ʇoƃ ǝʌ,noʎ
tomorrow is gonna be hell
im gonna wake up and be like: then im gonna get to school, bitches are gonna try to talk to me and i’m gonna be all: Then i’m gonna be in class, teachers are gonna try to teach me and im gonna be like: probably with my luck, get a test back with a failing grade and be like: then it’ll be time to leave and i’ll be like: but then i’ll get home and it’ll be a fuckin party like:
omg, so today something really hot happened. ;]
reinasaulog: it was just a normal day at first, church and then off to Aries’ place. but then i had a sudden urge to take a giant shit! OMG. it was the biggest, fattest, and smelliest shit i’ve ever taken in my entire life! plus i hella forgot to log off my tumblr, but hey. everyone knows how much i love the smell of fresh shit. nothing turns me on more~ one day, i hope to find the special...
When my friends say " I remember you liked.... "
chicagoxnative: I’m like
I AM SO
angelunalovegood: hey-soul-sister-: dallywally: helentu: that entertained me. LOL Thank you Tumblr ;D
Why is everyone on Tumblr so fucking gorgeous?
p0keball: And then there’s me….